What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 08:42

What! how could you do that?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Measles case confirmed in eastern Iowa - KCRG
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Do you know what she said mum?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What are the best (AI) chatbots available online?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Bitcoin Price Rises. This Could Be the Next Big Crypto IPO After Success of Circle Stock. - Barron's
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
True - how I loved my mum!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Doloremque harum est natus ipsum quasi at atque quam.
What do you mean son?